Monday, September 28, 2009

Senator President

This one makes no sense at all. My only explanation is that he's just too used to being Senator to act like a President.

But I do see the political risk that Chicago’s Olympics bid poses for the president, especially if he becomes associated with the shenanigans and corruption that is bound to go on in Chicago should the city win its quest for the 2016 Summer Games.


Heavens to Betsy! Hard to imagine a community organizer involved with corruption and shenanigans!

Why Respect the Third World?

I bet James McAvoy is just thrilled that his name is appearing in this article.

Villagers said the end product was so scary even dogs were afraid to go close to it. They burned the corpse fearing it was an evil sign.


How backwardly backward do you need to be to think that a baby goat with a birth defect is the product of bestiality?

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

NCIS Tonight

Predictions:
1. It looks like Ziva's gone, but she comes back.
2. In terms of quality, the season picks up where the last one left off.

Recommendations:
1. Write out Ziva. Replace.
2. More Gibbs; more Tony.
3. Less McGee.
4. More Abby.
5. (Much) Less Ducky.
6. More humor. The funny kind.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

ZAPPP

haha, wow. I don't read ESPN too much (who pays to read stuff on the internet?) but this was pretty good. And free.

1. An NFL superstar turned ex-con (Michael Vick) spent 18 months in prison for running a dogfighting ring, went bankrupt, was released from prison, seemed sufficiently contrite, renounced his old friends, found Tony Dungy as a mentor and then was signed as a backup by the Eagles, whose fans gave him a standing O during his first exhibition appearance. Weird and continues to be weird.

(Important note: My wife and I had so many arguments about the previous paragraph -- I think Vick deserves a second chance, and she thinks Vick should have to wear an electric collar during games and an electric fence should be set up in the end zone so he gets jolted every time he crosses the goal line, just so he remembers exactly what he did. I can honestly say it's the biggest disagreement we've ever had. It even surpassed the time we went to a wedding and she drunkenly accused me of flirting with the bride. Anyway, thank you for making history with my marriage, Michael Vick.)

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Liar!

'nough said.

Take That You Dumb Squirrel II

I watched President Obama's speech in the same way that Madame Speaker Pelosi reads the bills she votes for. I didn't exactly read it as much as I got the informed opinion of others and generally spent my spare time making fun of people.

I should point out that instead of calling others UnAmerican I implied that Biden is a bit confused senior citizen. At least I'm not a liar. An ass, but not a liar.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Take That You Dumb Squirrel

Must Be Some Rug Business

I'm not sure which is better, that Republican demogaugery is to be blamed for his getting caught or the veiled suggestion at the end that he might have been transporting more than 20 gallons of malt liquor back home in his Crown Victoria.

State Rep. Michael Rodrigues, inset, a Westport pol, was spotted over the weekend piling booze into his car - emblazoned with his ‘House 29’ Mass. license plate - at a tax-free N.H. liquor store.