I'd SOOOOO blame this one on Natalie

See, spelling is important?

Universal Healthcare

The best part about this moron is that he's not even paying for this crap. Of course, maybe he could make the case that it helps his mental sanity to look like a jack ass. Thereby justifying the use of tax payer money for his surgeries.

Diablo, separated from his wife, told The Sun: "I'm not just into being a devil. I enjoy other activities such as mediaeval archery.

"I'm Massachusetts!"

It doesn't matter that my state is broke and doesn't have enough resources to provide actually valuable state functions. I'm going to waste time suing the federal government over gay marriage, and that's okay, because I'm Massachusetts!

The UFL?

Whatever it is, it seems off to a fast start. The sky's the limit when you start a league with Michael Vick and Dennis Green.

Dear Daiske,

Enjoy the trip to Florida. While your down there, say hi to Craig Grebeck. Here's hoping your arm heals more quickly than his foot.

Palin's resignation

Besides those who are honestly agnostic, in a sort of wait-and-see way about it, there seem to be two completely predictable camps of ranters out there:

1. The ones who hate Palin come out, like the doctor in The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, and with a cursory glance and a triumphant sneer, say, "Dead."

2. The "I put myself out there and supported her and now she burned me by quitting" tirades from her previous supporters. You can feel their personal embarrassment in every word.

Nothing interesting out there. I recommend watching this instead of reading any further commentary: